Aggie journalist jokes

How can you tell if a reporter's an Aggie? You ask if his story's going to run over 10 inches and he has to take off his shoes to answer.

How do you know which copy editor is an Aggie? She's the one with white-out on her screen.

And a contribution from my buddy, Statesman columnist John Kelso: You can tell the editor's an Aggie when he makes you put the sheep higher up in the story.