Paper's making a comeback, baby. No, not that paper. Or that paper. The Internet's up and the economy's down, but your Rolodex cards will always be around! They never crash and lose your data, they're compatible across all platforms, their bootup time is zero seconds and, really, what's a more suitable way for two Aggies who meet in some Facebook or LinkedIn group to exchange their e-mail addresses or drop Twitter handles? Couldn't be more appropriate. (See also: Aggie Web log that uses a typewriter for its logo.)
Get yours now at these low, low prices, or look for them at the FJSA Fall Reception this Saturday, 11 a.m., MSC Stark Galleries! (Yes, this is all just a ploy to keep talking up the reception. But, like our Aggie Gernalist bumperstickers, they are actually real and you could get some if you want them.)
5 cards: Free, just e-mail me your mailing address
15 cards: $2
30 cards: $12.67
Why the steep increase in market value there at the end? Price includes one beef stirfry in garlic sauce with egg drop soup and crab rangoon at Suzi's. If somebody actually wanted a bunch of these things, I'll happily make 'em, but if I'm going to spend another half-hour of quality time with the Safety Super Roller Cutter down at Kinko's, somebody's buying me lunch.